A floofyboop is when a soft mammal pokes ya'll with their nose
Not a cat, not a dog, they gotta be fluffier than those
Mice, rats, bunnies, hares or porcupines,
squirrels and chinchillas will also do just fine They got the softest fur you will ever get to feel
Silent but no deadly, your sadness they can heal
The rabbit floofybooped my foot and her love I felt
Ya'll wish you could floofyboop, but being human, you just can't
A person who is highly ineffective in all areas of endeavor, despite reasonably good intentions. May be likable but unreliable and disrespected because of repeated failures.
A floopdooby is similar to a sad sack, Charlie Brown, feeb, weakest link. Most families have one somewhere in their family tree.