The act of performing oral sex on the male genitals. Usually performed by a female. However, it is not gender specific and other variations are not uncommon.
A person who is highly ineffective in all areas of endeavor, despite reasonably good intentions. May be likable but unreliable and disrespected because of repeated failures.
A floopdooby is similar to a sad sack, Charlie Brown, feeb, weakest link. Most families have one somewhere in their family tree.
A liquid-composed stool that seeps from the anal area into one's underwear after an attempt to fart or a heavy laugh takes a turn for the worst. Diarrhea chunks, stool discoloration, and blood seepage may or may not be present, but public embarrassment is always guaranteed.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.