A person who is highly ineffective in all areas of endeavor, despite reasonably good intentions. May be likable but unreliable and disrespected because of repeated failures.
A liquid-composed stool that seeps from the anal area into one's underwear after an attempt to fart or a heavy laugh takes a turn for the worst. Diarrhea chunks, stool discoloration, and blood seepage may or may not be present, but public embarrassment is always guaranteed.
The act of performing oral sex on the male genitals. Usually performed by a female. However, it is not gender specific and other variations are not uncommon.