floonch 

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

floonch by Aurele December 23, 2021

floonch 

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

floonch by Aurele December 23, 2021

Floonch 

Floonch is a martian from Floonchville. He is fatherless and speaks Spanish. Nobody knows what he looks like.

Floonch loves to eat floonchberries from Floonchville.

Floonch by Floonch June 20, 2023

flonch 

1. Being positive or desirable in nature.

2.Having the qualities that are good or distinguishing in a particular thing.

3.Serving the desired purpose or end.

4.In good condition.

5.Superior to the average.

6.Of high quality.

We had some flonch news from the hospital.

That band were flonch!

Moby Dick is a flonch book.

flonch by Vercian June 11, 2006

flooch 

the length of skin between a male/female's nipples

DUDE! that bitches flooch must be 2 feet long!

flooch by Mista Bones May 8, 2008

floorch 

When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.

"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"

floorch by FactRzerO June 27, 2003

flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.

Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."

flootch by heartfox December 5, 2009