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flockers 

noun.

1. the name designated for two or more cars that travel side by side on the highway at the same speed, thus preventing you from passing.
"what the hell is this?! either speed up or slow down, flockers!"
flockers by blondechicken December 15, 2011

Flockers 

A group of girls who go to the gym together, covered in makeup, and barely exercising because they are too busy looking after their makeup and tight spandex clothing.
Person 1: "ugh check out those flockers on the treadmills."
Person 2: "why do they even come if they are not going to work out?"
**meanwhile**
Girl 1: "Girl 2 Omg did I sweat??"
Girl 2: "girl 1 omg your foundation is coming off!!"
*both run (for the first time today) to the changing rooms*
Flockers by SatanLovesFlowers March 3, 2015

Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.
DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!
Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Cock flocker 

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

A whore.
Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009

locker-flocker 

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
locker-flocker by fuegoagua April 8, 2010
I’m an LA Flocker ho
flocker by hokluafukdyahoe April 17, 2020
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