A group of girls who go to the gym together, covered in makeup, and barely exercising because they are too busy looking after their makeup and tight spandex clothing.
Person 1: "ugh check out those flockers on the treadmills."
Person 2: "why do they evencome if they are not going to work out?"
**meanwhile**
Girl 1: "Girl 2 Omg did I sweat??"
Girl 2: "girl 1 omg your foundation is coming off!!"
*both run (for the first time today) to the changing rooms*
People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.