“How did Bryan knock up Trish? I thought he had a vasectomy?”
“Nah he had a fload done a few years back, that load is still solid af”
“Nah he had a fload done a few years back, that load is still solid af”
by mfanimals September 7, 2019
Get the floadmug. by Poof daddy February 18, 2014
Get the Floadmug. by BigDave1984 August 4, 2018
Get the floadsmug. Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification.  Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor.  Floads travel in herds of 3-20.
by Cloaca November 11, 2006
Get the Floadmug. A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation.  This person usually has the characteristic that follow:  
Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
by Snake75 July 9, 2005
Get the Fload (Floating Head of Death)mug.