Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.
"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."
by Cloaca November 11, 2006
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A nice simple abbreviation of Fuck Loads

Predominantly used in txt/email/wattsapp rather than f2f
“Hey man, you got any spare munchies

Go for it, I’ve got floads”
by BigDave1984 August 04, 2018
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Fload (N). Frozen load of male ejaculate. Used for future impregnation.
“How did Bryan knock up Trish? I thought he had a vasectomy?”
“Nah he had a fload done a few years back, that load is still solid af”
by mfanimals September 07, 2019
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