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Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.
"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."
Fload by Cloaca November 11, 2006
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Fload (N). Frozen load of male ejaculate. Used for future impregnation.
“How did Bryan knock up Trish? I thought he had a vasectomy?”
“Nah he had a fload done a few years back, that load is still solid af”
fload by mfanimals September 7, 2019

Fload (Floating Head of Death) 

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

You'll float too 

What Georgie says a million times to his stuttering brotha Bill Denborough in the new IT movie.
Georgie: You'll float too, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!, YOU'LL FLOAT TOOOOO!

Bill: Looks anxiously about to shit his pants
Clown gonna get yo ass bithc

go float yourself 

It is a phrase used in the TV show "The 100" to go kill yourself. Because in the show, they go float people into space to kill them"
You have just broken the law, so we are going to have to float you. Go float yourself so we don't have to
go float yourself by Thetv100fan February 19, 2017

Fladacker 

An extremely oppressive and discriminatory term towards white people that has become an endearing term to show brotherhood between whites.
My fladacker...

What’s up my fladacker...

You messed with the wrong fladacker...
Fladacker by Fladacker King March 2, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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