flo job

the opposite of a grumpy, when someone tosses your salad while your taking a piss

deano gave me a godly flo job earlier

by rmag December 31, 2004

Flo-Job

A blow job performed by Flo, the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials.

That girl from the commercials isn't that hot, but I sure would take a Flo-Job any day.

by Roy Ryan March 22, 2010

flo-job

when a girl has a period on partners face

damn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job

by big manny May 12, 2009

Flojob

When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.

Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.

by whoak May 7, 2010

flojob

the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex

samantha: ahh i got my first flojob last nightt
lindsay: worrd?? no wayy girl that flyy

by Courtney Alexander March 7, 2007

Flojob

When someone gives you a really good head massage.

I got the best flojob last night from Lauren. It felt great!

by Timmmaaa March 27, 2013

Flojob

The act of giving a woman the equivalent of a "blow job"

Dude, I gave my girl a flojob last night.

by Ihaveadirtymind July 9, 2015