fleshmusket 

PENIS, or other Phallic device. Usually, it is related to Stephen Brumm, the famous Canadian retard who always wanted to "put his fleshmusket in Rachel."

Bitch, suck on my fleshmusket!

fleshmusket by TPaine October 4, 2006

Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

Flesh Musket by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003

Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

Flesh musket by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

firing the flesh musket 

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

firing the flesh musket by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

fleshbucket

1. The physique, or physical structure, of a human person.

2. The trunk apart from the head and the limb.

3. The physical and mortal aspect of a person as opposed to the soul or spirit.

4. A person's body regarded as an object of sexual desire.

"it's important to keep your fleshbucket in good condition"

"the blow almost severed his head from his fleshbucket"

"they found his fleshbucket washed up on the beach"

"he was just after her fleshbucket"

fleshbucket by blunt rapture April 4, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020