flejac

A spontaneous, involuntary ejaculation from a flaccid penis as a result of a state of extreme jubilation

Daniel was so excited when he heard that he had passed his exams that he couldn't help but flejac in his corduroys.

by DNEAEHLBR November 25, 2016

Fleacone

1. A plastic cone placed on a dog's head to prevent it from gnawing at itself when afflicted by fleas.

2. The ultimate level of douchebaggery, a collar popped so ourageously high it immitates the aforementioned object. Thought to prevent said douchebag from gnawing at over-Lacoste Cologned areas of his body.

1. "My dog has a fleacone for the next week."

2. "Hey, look at that douchebag with that fleacone over there! What a fag!"

by Rutzraffereis23 January 19, 2009

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

by Niki February 8, 2005

Fleja

A code word for hoe or thot when you are angry.

Jenna pull your shirt down, you are a fleja.

by The real og whitey October 9, 2017

fejac juice

The hopefully clear liquid that is expelled from a female vagina during a "squirt"

I was slamming missys asshole when fejac juice was pouring from her cunt. Hey bitch did you just piss on me???

by Chriscrete January 24, 2008

Fleja

Someone who seems nice and tells you that they like there work until they say that they cared about none of you and they were just using you.

Artist 1: Hey someone said my art is great!
Artist 2: You do know that person was lying and thinks your art is utter garbage? They sure are a Fleja!

by Perfidiae March 19, 2017

Flexacution

When that one gym nigga flex so hard that you fuckn die

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yeah I heard it was a flexacution"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019