1. A plastic cone placed on a dog's head to prevent it from gnawing at itself when afflicted by fleas.

2. The ultimate level of douchebaggery, a collar popped so ourageously high it immitates the aforementioned object. Thought to prevent said douchebag from gnawing at over-Lacoste Cologned areas of his body.

1. "My dog has a fleacone for the next week."

2. "Hey, look at that douchebag with that fleacone over there! What a fag!"

Fleacone by Rutzraffereis23 January 19, 2009

Related Words

flejac • Flejaculate • fejaculate • Fleja • fejac juice • flajaculance • fleaces • FLEACH • Fleacone • Flexacution

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005

Fleja

A code word for hoe or thot when you are angry.

Jenna pull your shirt down, you are a fleja.

Fleja by The real og whitey October 9, 2017

fejac juice

The hopefully clear liquid that is expelled from a female vagina during a "squirt"

I was slamming missys asshole when fejac juice was pouring from her cunt. Hey bitch did you just piss on me???

fejac juice by Chriscrete January 24, 2008

Fleja

Someone who seems nice and tells you that they like there work until they say that they cared about none of you and they were just using you.

Artist 1: Hey someone said my art is great!
Artist 2: You do know that person was lying and thinks your art is utter garbage? They sure are a Fleja!

Fleja by Perfidiae March 19, 2017

Flexacution

When that one gym nigga flex so hard that you fuckn die

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yeah I heard it was a flexacution"

Flexacution by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026