fleaces

The little black specks of flea poop that fall off of your animals and onto your couch, floors, tables, beds, etc., etc..

The trail of fleaces on the white tablecloth was proof that the cat was up on the dining room table at night.

It wasn't pepper next to Jenny's plate, it was fleaces.

by buffalocat May 5, 2010

fleawest

A group of east coast outcasts consisting of loud, overweight women, skinny rednecks who love them, shy child-like adults with a lot of personal problems, and dizzy retards, led by one giant douchebag with little or no social skills or common sense.

Mitch was denied membership to Kiwanis Club, Royal Order of The Moose, The Elks, The Beer Church, Hunt N Fish, The Baptist Coalition, Habitat for Humanity, Make A Wish Foundation, American Association of Toll Booth Employees, City Management, Royal Order Water Baffalo, and Modern Drunk, so he created his own social group & joined Fleawest.

by Mitch "the homo" Romo March 6, 2008

Ur species eat feaces

All other 'ur' comebacks are invalid once this has been used, as it will defeat all who hear this mighty phrase, and make every dimension 1-∞ collapse

"ur mom gay"
"Yeah? Well ur dad lesbian"
"Is that so? Cause ur granny tranny!"
"Oh yeah? Ur grandpa a trap"
"So what? Ur family tree LGBT"
"Ha! Well ur species eat feaces."

by Jazzhanz123 April 11, 2018

Fleces

Small pieces of lint or fuzz often found in public restrooms on or around the toilets or urinals; presumably left behind from people who were wearing fleece.

I don't know who uses this restroom all the time, but the toilet here's always littered with fleces.

by Atomic Honey December 9, 2010