fleding

defines dirty crazy hard sex. nothing you wont do! 'fled me'
ancient ways of intercourse.

matt- 'did you enjoy that hard fleding?

Faye- ' i cant move my legs!'

by i am lord of the underwear July 23, 2010

feeding the fish

Smoking the dank marijuana

Who's feeding the fish tonight?

by meistergoat April 2, 2019

HAMDAN FLEXING

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS

i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.

by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

twist-a-flexing

Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.

She called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing.

by Jonezin July 19, 2013

fake flexing

When you flex something that isn’t yours

Ex: “Hey let me borrow your gucci belt to post on my story “
“Damn bro why you fake flexing”

by Shikaflaka October 29, 2017

Hamdan Flexing

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Feeding the fox

To vomit after drinking too much alcohol. Specifically in an outdoor setting.

If I have another shot of tequila, I'll be out on the driveway feeding the fox.

by Olive Sparklebottom July 9, 2012