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flatulence
He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
flatulence by mackhallux September 19, 2010
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Flatterfotze
Flatterfotze by Catch2425 June 12, 2019
Symphony of Flatulence
1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
Symphony of Flatulence by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
nocturnal flatulence
nocturnal flatulence by Satbandit April 30, 2010
Dick Flattening
Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021
Flatulence hoe
Flatulence hoe by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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