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flatfaced 

In a way - stupid person. BUT in other way - a genius with brillant ideas for overwhelming the world by conspirative music with secret messages. Also a good supporter of the REMURDER crew.
That flatfaced guy is such a moron. I hate him. Actually I pretend not talking to him.
flatfaced by remurderer July 30, 2008
Words you can keep
Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.
"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)
I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.
Flat faced wanker by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022

flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.
"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

flat-faced bitch 

A stupid-ass bitch (generally an asian) who has a flat face and is really smug looking.
A kid from Benedictine high school insulting his teacher:
"You a flat-faced bitch and I'm gonna stick you."
flat-faced bitch by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face

Usually goes by the name jenny, is a chronic alcoholic and has ambitions to teach kids
That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars
flapface by mcattack April 28, 2008

Flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face...

usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.

That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars
Flapface by mcattack April 30, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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