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Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.
"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)
I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.

flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.
"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

flat-faced bitch 

A stupid-ass bitch (generally an asian) who has a flat face and is really smug looking.
A kid from Benedictine high school insulting his teacher:
"You a flat-faced bitch and I'm gonna stick you."
flat-faced bitch by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face

Usually goes by the name jenny, is a chronic alcoholic and has ambitions to teach kids
That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars
flapface by mcattack April 28, 2008

Flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face...

usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.
That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars
Flapface by mcattack April 30, 2008