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Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.
"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)
I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.
Flat faced wanker by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022

flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.
"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

flat-faced bitch 

A stupid-ass bitch (generally an asian) who has a flat face and is really smug looking.
A kid from Benedictine high school insulting his teacher:
"You a flat-faced bitch and I'm gonna stick you."
flat-faced bitch by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face

Usually goes by the name jenny, is a chronic alcoholic and has ambitions to teach kids
That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars
flapface by mcattack April 28, 2008

Flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face...

usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.
That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars
Flapface by mcattack April 30, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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