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Flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face...

usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.

That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars
Flapface by mcattack April 30, 2008
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flipface 

flipface is the same meaning as fuckface but is non vulgar when you want to insult someone without profanity and maintain your good manners
my teacher scolded me in front of the whole class this morning what a flipface biotch
flipface by littlejimmie March 12, 2019
A face so sexually arousing, it urges one to indulge in the sinful pleasures of masturbation.
Her overall physique was lackluster, but she had a real fapface.

The way that girl looked at me made my penis go tingly right away. Her fapface alone was enough reason to send my hands down my pants.
fapface by OriginalFapFace April 9, 2011

flatfaced 

In a way - stupid person. BUT in other way - a genius with brillant ideas for overwhelming the world by conspirative music with secret messages. Also a good supporter of the REMURDER crew.
That flatfaced guy is such a moron. I hate him. Actually I pretend not talking to him.
flatfaced by remurderer July 30, 2008

flabface 

Flabface occurs when a man has more fat on his face than on his body area.
Eeeww! that guy has serious flabface.
flabface by joeygorgon May 21, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026