You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?
Made especially for women who are flat as a washboard. Can be used in instances like; a frustratingflat bitch, or a arguing with someone with a physique similar to a wall.