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Im a guy and i have bigger tits than her, dude shes a total flat screen.
by georgey satters October 24, 2012
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together
Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen
by Browntown2002 April 02, 2020
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