flat screen

flat chested; small boobs; very small breasts

Im a guy and i have bigger tits than her, dude shes a total flat screen.

by georgey satters October 24, 2012

Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together

“Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen”

by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020

flat screen shawty

Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.

"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"

by chefan93 October 4, 2009

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.

I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.

by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024

flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

Fatscreen

When the 4:3 aspect ratio for television is stretched to fit a widescreen 16:9 aspect ratio television making objects and people appear fatter than they actually are.

Dave: I don't like stretching the 4:3 analog image to Fatscreen but at least it gets rid of those annoying black lines along the sides.

by Bar Gain Live March 28, 2009