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Flat screen 

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together
“Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen”
Flat screen by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020

flat screen shawty 

Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.
"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"
flat screen shawty by chefan93 October 4, 2009

flat screen tv 

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
flat screen tv by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

Flat-screen T.V 

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.
I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.
Flat-screen T.V by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024

flat-screener 

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.
I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.
flat-screener by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013
When the 4:3 aspect ratio for television is stretched to fit a widescreen 16:9 aspect ratio television making objects and people appear fatter than they actually are.
Dave: I don't like stretching the 4:3 analog image to Fatscreen but at least it gets rid of those annoying black lines along the sides.
Fatscreen by Bar Gain Live March 28, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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