Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.

"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"

flat screen shawty by chefan93 October 4, 2009

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flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

flat screen tv by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

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Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.

I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.

Flat-screen T.V by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024

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flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

flat-screener by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

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Fatscreen

When the 4:3 aspect ratio for television is stretched to fit a widescreen 16:9 aspect ratio television making objects and people appear fatter than they actually are.

Dave: I don't like stretching the 4:3 analog image to Fatscreen but at least it gets rid of those annoying black lines along the sides.

Fatscreen by Bar Gain Live March 28, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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