Flatscreened

Flatscreened or Flat-Screened. Used in a devastated tone or manner. Usually when one reaches to grab something they dropped or need. And in the process, slams their head into a flatscreen tv by themselves not noticing or someone else voluntarily catching you off guard which in that sense classifies as Flatslapped, Screenflatted, or Screenslapped

My brother just got flatscreened hard. Goofy fucker didn’t notice the 55 inch television right in front him!

Flatscreened by derogatory remarks January 3, 2022

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Mexican flatscreen

The method of taking an oversized flatscreen T.V, and cutting a large sized hole in your wall(big enough to fit the T.V) and putting the T.V in the wall. Giving the apperance of a large flatscreen T.V.

Person 1: Dude do you remember that oversized flatscreen T.V in my garage.

Person 2: Ya.

Person 1: Just turned it into a Mexican flatscreen yesterday.

Person 2: ?

Mexican flatscreen by steve gates2013 October 27, 2011

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Flatscreen Games

A term used to describe all games played on a monitor as opposed to VR gaming and other immersive gaming.

"Are you're still playing flatscreen games? What is this the 80's? Retro dude"

Flatscreen Games by Kobziti May 7, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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