Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.
I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.
by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024
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Satan

Donald John Trump. The 45th president of The United States Of America. Singlehandedly divided America and basically created a cold Civil War between the democrats and republicans, corrupted the entirety of the right side, and further plans to ruin the USA's economy with project 2025.

He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 26, 2024
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Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
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Sadness

Sadness is when you step in a puddle of water while wearing socks, but it can be felt in other situations such as when you're hungry but all the food you have needs to be cooked because your fatass ate all of the frozen foods.
My morning was filled to the brim with sadness when I realized that I had stepped in a puddle of water with socks on.
by all-hail-cthulhu November 29, 2024
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