all-hail-cthulhu's definitions

Alabama

A state in the U.S with a shitty education, a population 5.16 million people and like 5 last names among each of them. Rather than a family tree, think of it more like a family wreath. It's also notoriously hard for police to find dental records there since nobody who is from Alabama has teeth. If I had to guess, it's probably because they lick republican boots so hard that they don't even know what food tastes like anymore. Only the tastes of different leathers and rubbers across different manufacturers.

Alabama sucks hard

by all-hail-cthulhu February 4, 2026

Ring Of Fire

The most cruel spot an oil filter has ever been placed. Dare I say, more cruel than a Ram 1500. This only appears on Subarus with an EJ 253 engine, basically the exhaust system is wrapped around the oil filter which causes the oil inside to be scalding hot, more than what is normal for any filter, as well as the exhaust around the filter. Ring Of Fire is a nickname given to it by mechanics/technicians alike, and rightfully so. Depending on how long the car has been driving, the exhaust can reach temperatures of up 1,600 degrees and will literally melt your gloves before you get within even 3 inches of the filter.

Anybody who drives a ring of fire is the bane of my existence. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu January 13, 2026

Croc of Shit

A shoe (preferably crocs) that has been shit in by a dog or another person. It also feels really weird and disgusting when you put them on.

The other day, the Shit Goblin struck again when I went to put on my shoes. Instead, I got a Croc of Shit.

by all-hail-cthulhu January 6, 2026

Spokane

A city in Washington State.

See also: Shithole

Spokane is a major shithole in Washington state

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

High E String

Always fucking breaks, often times when tuning, sometimes for no reason at all other than to piss you off and deliver a big fat middle finger to your front door.

I was tuning my guitar the other day, and the high E string broke. Typical…

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

General Brown

When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.

The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

Cuck

Sneako

Sneako is a cuck

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026