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flyscreen 

A wire-mesh screen over a window to prevent flies from entering a room
I was standing in front of the window and I was looking through the flyscreen.
flyscreen by JooJoo October 5, 2013

Fat Screen Tv 

a 32-inch or bigger tube style television, you know the one that your parents are still trying to buy at WalMart
Ritchie: hey i heard you got a 50 inch tv?!

Sadie: Yeah.

Ritchie: You should invite me over so and we could... watch it?

Sadie: Umm..... its a fat screen tv

Ritchie: Fail.
Fat Screen Tv by McRitchie September 30, 2009

Flatscreened 

Flatscreened or Flat-Screened. Used in a devastated tone or manner. Usually when one reaches to grab something they dropped or need. And in the process, slams their head into a flatscreen tv by themselves not noticing or someone else voluntarily catching you off guard which in that sense classifies as Flatslapped, Screenflatted, or Screenslapped
My brother just got flatscreened hard. Goofy fucker didn’t notice the 55 inch television right in front him!
Flatscreened by derogatory remarks January 3, 2022

Mexican flatscreen

The method of taking an oversized flatscreen T.V, and cutting a large sized hole in your wall(big enough to fit the T.V) and putting the T.V in the wall. Giving the apperance of a large flatscreen T.V.
Person 1: Dude do you remember that oversized flatscreen T.V in my garage.

Person 2: Ya.

Person 1: Just turned it into a Mexican flatscreen yesterday.

Person 2: ?
A slang word for idiot. An adj. for being a nuisance
Elise told James he was a fatreena because he slapping her.
fatreena by David Rasdija March 17, 2004

Flatscreen Games 

A term used to describe all games played on a monitor as opposed to VR gaming and other immersive gaming.
"Are you're still playing flatscreen games? What is this the 80's? Retro dude"
Flatscreen Games by Kobziti May 7, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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