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flat bill 

The gay ass way that people wear their hats nowadays. They even leave on the gay ass round shiny stickers that tell you how small the casing for your brain is. You used to shape your bill into a curved thing that would fit snugly on your head...back when it was cool to wear a hat.
"Damn foo, look at all those wannabee gangsta's flatbillin it!"

"I can't believe you're using a flat bill...you used to be cool!"
flat bill by therealMarcos May 13, 2006
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flat bill 

A hat with the flatest of brims...not an ordinary baseball cap. Gives user high amounts of swag.
Look at that bro over there, he has so much swag in his flat bill.
flat bill by Chez. January 2, 2012

Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."
"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."
Flat Bill Hat by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

flat-bill-hat-a-puss 

Some one who wears there hat with a flat bill backwards. Wigger.
Rodney is a flat-bill-hat-a-puss.

Flat Biller

A person who wears a cock-eyed ball cap with a perfectly flat bill perched askew on one's head. Pejorative.

A fad originally started by black "urban youth" which denoted prosperity (because new hats have unformed bills). Leaving the price tags and labels on was common as well, indicating that the wearer could afford a new hat. This falls under the social phenomena of "nigger rich".

Like most "street fashion", this style has largely been appropriated (or stolen) by privileged white hipsters who want to express solidarity with black urban youth, and indicate that they too are "hard" and "from the streets".
"It's so ironic to see so many lily-white flat billers cranking hip-hop in their monster trucks and jeeps."

"Why do Flat billers even bother to wear caps? They fall off their head when they lean over and they definitely don't keep the sun out of their eyes... Maybe it's to keep their ear from getting sunburned when they are driving?"
Flat Biller by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009

Flat-Biller 

Same as Bro.

{Stupid white trash guys in the 909 with lifted trucks, wife beaters, shitty music (usually the most popular rap, hardcore, and nowadays emo) ugly girlfriends, ugly hair, mouths constantly open, retarded as all get up, have no common sense, think its cool to park half on the curb half off, put Flowmaster exhausts on Nissan Hardbodies and Toyota longbeds, don't realize that a huge lift job and giant tires fucks up your gears, which in turn equals less power. Fags.}
Dude, did you see those Flat-Billers at Pismo yesterday?
Flat-Biller by Meeklo April 22, 2007

flat billed ball cap 

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.