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italian flashlight 

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.
I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

flashlighting

When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.
Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG
flashlighting by Schwinder January 4, 2017

Flashlighting

He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.
Flashlighting by Vogelism March 24, 2021

flashlighting

the opposite of gaslighting-you show someone how wonderful they truly are
thanks for flashlighting me
flashlighting by theflashlighter November 24, 2021

Italian Fleshlight 

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight 

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*