flashlight it

When you and your homies loose your keys in deep crevices

Hey snitches flashlight it!!!

by Lolbooooooiiiiiiii December 22, 2016

italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.

I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016

flashlighting

When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.

Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG

by Schwinder January 4, 2017

Flashlighting

Like gaslighting but not as extreme

He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.

by Vogelism March 24, 2021

flashlighting

the opposite of gaslighting-you show someone how wonderful they truly are

thanks for flashlighting me

by theflashlighter November 24, 2021

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.

Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*

by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019