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flashlight it by Lolbooooooiiiiiiii December 22, 2016
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italian flashlight
The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.
italian flashlight by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016
flashlighting
When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.
flashlighting by Schwinder January 4, 2017
Flashlighting
Flashlighting by Vogelism March 24, 2021
Italian Fleshlight
When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
Italian Fleshlight by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020
Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight
A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019
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