flarpos

A small indie band.

Feed me Jack is a flarpos.

flarpos by Sambo203 May 2, 2022

Bull Flarps 

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.

Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.

Bull Flarps by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Flarpswitch 

That one wall switch in everyone's house the controls absolutely nothing.

I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.

Flarpswitch by 07079 August 16, 2011

Flapos 

Abbreviation for:

Fat-Lazy-Ass-Piece-Of-Shit =
F.L.A.P.O.S.

You need to wake up at 5am, so don't be a FLAPOS!

Flapos by dna_rat June 16, 2005

Flarppsnugget 

a flarppsnugget is when someone is being annoying or are acting stupid.

You're a flarppsnugget!
Stop acting like a flarppsnugget!

Flarppsnugget by definitionboo June 7, 2018

flarpsmildarf 

Chandler Bing makes this as Monica's Valentines Day present.
Means nothing.
You know that big 90's sitcom, Friends? From that

"I made a flarpsmildarf."- Chandler Bing

flarpsmildarf by SnailMail500 March 2, 2019

thunder flapos 

Justin's big meaty pussy lips

wow!! have you ever seen Justin's Thunder flapos??

thunder flapos by dummmmmmttttt July 31, 2017