flarpos
Feed me Jack is a flarpos.
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Bull Flarps
Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.
Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.
Bull Flarps by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
Related Words
flarpos • Flapos • Flarpswitch • farpos • Flaposauraus • Flaros • Flarppsnugget • flarpsmildarf • Flatposting • Bull Flarps
Flarpswitch
I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.
Flarpswitch by 07079 August 16, 2011
Flapos
Flarppsnugget
Flarppsnugget by definitionboo June 7, 2018
flarpsmildarf
Chandler Bing makes this as Monica's Valentines Day present.
Means nothing.
You know that big 90's sitcom, Friends? From that
Means nothing.
You know that big 90's sitcom, Friends? From that
"I made a flarpsmildarf."- Chandler Bing
flarpsmildarf by SnailMail500 March 2, 2019
thunder flapos
thunder flapos by dummmmmmttttt July 31, 2017
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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