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flapskating 

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.
-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).
flapskating by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009

flapsnot 



vaginal secretions
flapsnot by nikki chat goddess July 31, 2003

flaskophobia

vsco girls give me flaskophobia”
flaskophobia by mr.perv August 23, 2019

flapsnot 

you dont want to konw
she stank of flapsnot man!!!1

her flap snot was so sticky o_O
flapsnot by Neil November 15, 2004
a word to describe a fucked situation that you are having trouble to describe
yeah, that sucks that the video actually got posted, fucken flapsos hey
flapsos by snig July 1, 2020

flapston brake 

when you flap your fat juicy cock soooooo hard it starts throbbing even without any means of arousal in the immediate vicinity.
DUDEE I HIT THAT FLAPSTON BRAKE SO HARD I CAME HANDS FREE!!!!
flapston brake by suckmeplz April 1, 2021