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flapo

person who tends to do funny shit like hanging out of flag poles. then after seriously falling off the pole he tries to explain the doctor what happened but due to hard arse pain can only say flapo instead of flag pole. the doctor in consequence can stich his arse because of laughter and recommends just sleeping it over.
Mike: WTF happened?
Bill: Flapo is dead...
by Flapo May 19, 2010
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Dragon flagon

An old term for a cup with poison inside.
The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.
by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
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Flaco

It means skinny or thin male.

Utilized in a good sence not in a mocking way, but as a nickname to a friend, relative, or boyfriend.
Mom- Where my handsome "flaco"?
by FritosConQueso August 12, 2016
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Fapoosh

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.
My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.
by the real word definer January 23, 2015
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flagon of woobla

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.
"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"
by Scott84Perth June 29, 2016
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Douche Flagon

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.
Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon
by h@tch November 3, 2012
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Fapouflage

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.
Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."
by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010
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