flapo

person who tends to do funny shit like hanging out of flag poles. then after seriously falling off the pole he tries to explain the doctor what happened but due to hard arse pain can only say flapo instead of flag pole. the doctor in consequence can stich his arse because of laughter and recommends just sleeping it over.

Mike: WTF happened?
Bill: Flapo is dead...

flapo by Flapo May 19, 2010

Dragon flagon 

An old term for a cup with poison inside.

The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.

Dragon flagon by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Flaco

It means skinny or thin male.

Utilized in a good sence not in a mocking way, but as a nickname to a friend, relative, or boyfriend.

Mom- Where my handsome "flaco"?

Flaco by FritosConQueso August 12, 2016

Fapoosh 

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

flagon of woobla 

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.

"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"

flagon of woobla by Scott84Perth June 29, 2016

Douche Flagon 

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.

Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon

Douche Flagon by h@tch November 3, 2012

Fapouflage 

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.

Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."

Fapouflage by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010