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flaming homosexual by froggedogge October 29, 2017

Flaming Homosexual 

A type of homosexual that is easily detected by a person with little to moderate "gay-dar". The male form is typically extroverted and has an obsession with fashion. The female form it typically stoic and has an obsession with physical prominence.
Carson Kressley is such a flaming homosexual even George Bush could tell he is gay.

flaming homosexual 

quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality
Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual

Flaming homosexual 

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
Flaming homosexual by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010

Flaming Homosexual 

Flaming Homosexual

Two homosexual men, that are very proud, in the action of sexual intercourse, kneel down in front of each other naked. They have a blowtorch in between them, which will be used later. They then both get funnels and 2 oz of gasoline or propane and shove the funnel inside of their penises. They each pour the gasoline into their penises. They then turn on the blowtorch and proceed to "beat their meat" and aim it at each other, but also at the flame of the blowtorch while singing Justin Bieber lyrics.

When they are finally about to ejaculate, the now gasoline/semen mixture hits the fire of the blowtorch and then hits the other 'flaming homosexual', causing a burning sensation and some sort of sexual pleasure. They continue to do this until they are both satisfied or until they go unconscious from pain and loss of blood.
elaM: You ready for this heat?

Male: You already know I’m ready for this Flaming Homosexual!

flaming homosexual 

A word used to describe a particular loud, Serbian boy that thinks he's the shit, when he's not. He cuts himself, eats cats, writes poetry about walking along the beach in foreign languages so other people won't understand, and likes sexing boys in his spare time. Keep this crazy mother away from your cat.
Richard: So, are we on for tonight again, Duke?
Duke: Of course we are, Bitchard. You bring the lube, I'll bring the cat for dessert.
Richard: Definitely. Oh Duke, you're my flaming homosexual!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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