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Flakebook 

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
Flakebook by Eddy September 5, 2007
n. The most amazing, gorgeous, awesome, cool, cute, smart, funny, sweet, adorable, wonderful, delightful, ravishing, fascinating, beautiful, stunning, dazzling, exquisite, spendid, magnificent, dream girl ever. She is said to be so Perfect she exsists only in dreams.
I want flakow so bad!
flakow by I like icecream January 24, 2004
Flako is daddy, ain't no one as fine as flako, specially Edgar. Gang shit B.
Flako is daddy, all the hoes on his meat. 1hunned.
Flako by The young goat 100 February 23, 2017

Flakabruger 

1. A close friend or brother
2. A bad comment towards a person like the "N" word. Also could be like fuck, ass, or dick.
1. Wassup my flakabruger!
2. Oh my god, your such a god damn flakabruger!
Flakabruger by Dylan The White Man January 25, 2011

Flakebooking 

A self-deprecating Facebook status update, intentionally posted to brag, while still appearing humble.

Flakebookers are insecure about bragging, because they know it is tasteless. They have a deep need to be validated by others, but must do it in a sly, undercover sort of way.
"I am so ugly!" Says disgustingly pretty girl in a desperate urge to Flakebook.

"My new TV takes up my whole living room! *sadface*"
Oh ya Seth is flakebooking again. He starts fishing for compliments as soon as he feels bad about himself. It's just his way of coping with his not-so-perfect life.
Flakebooking by an-g-1985 February 6, 2010

flako fumón

When a person is skinny and smokes lot of cigarrets
flako fumón by Chopato November 24, 2021