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Flakebook 

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
Flakebook by Eddy September 5, 2007
n. The most amazing, gorgeous, awesome, cool, cute, smart, funny, sweet, adorable, wonderful, delightful, ravishing, fascinating, beautiful, stunning, dazzling, exquisite, spendid, magnificent, dream girl ever. She is said to be so Perfect she exsists only in dreams.
I want flakow so bad!
flakow by I like icecream January 24, 2004
Flako is daddy, ain't no one as fine as flako, specially Edgar. Gang shit B.
Flako is daddy, all the hoes on his meat. 1hunned.
Flako by The young goat 100 February 23, 2017

Flakabruger 

1. A close friend or brother
2. A bad comment towards a person like the "N" word. Also could be like fuck, ass, or dick.
1. Wassup my flakabruger!
2. Oh my god, your such a god damn flakabruger!
Flakabruger by Dylan The White Man January 25, 2011

Flakebooking 

A self-deprecating Facebook status update, intentionally posted to brag, while still appearing humble.

Flakebookers are insecure about bragging, because they know it is tasteless. They have a deep need to be validated by others, but must do it in a sly, undercover sort of way.
"I am so ugly!" Says disgustingly pretty girl in a desperate urge to Flakebook.

"My new TV takes up my whole living room! *sadface*"
Oh ya Seth is flakebooking again. He starts fishing for compliments as soon as he feels bad about himself. It's just his way of coping with his not-so-perfect life.
Flakebooking by an-g-1985 February 6, 2010

flako fumón

When a person is skinny and smokes lot of cigarrets
Damn man! You are a flako fumón.
flako fumón by Chopato November 24, 2021
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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