flaizure

another word for masturbate or jack off

i flaizure everyday or whenever i'm bored.
im going to go flaizure.
i better stop flaizuring so much i do it every hour!

by asianpenetration August 31, 2011

Fleizure

The awkward experience of a person whose brain operates faster than their mouth and is rendered unable to finish communicating their thoughts coherently.

Greg was ordering food from the waiter, but experienced a fleizure which left him unable to complete his request

by Bgreen4fun June 18, 2017

Flailure

Failing while being high on methamphetamines. Failing while flailing.

"Ever since my brother Keno, got into drugs he has become a complete flailure."

by Da Flailure June 17, 2017

flailure

V. To fail in a spectacular or catastrophic fashion
N. Someone who does this

Guy 1: man, that dude's dancing is atrocious.
Guy 2: yeah, he's a pretty big flailure alright.

by plight April 7, 2006

flailure

An attempt to remedy a previous failure which has the unintended consequence of exacerbating the aforementioned failure.

1. The plot to any Ben Stiller movie is such a flailure.

2. The Vietnam war was such a flailure.

by DjFrosteedotCom March 4, 2009

flailure

1. The state of feeling as if you were accidentally flirting with someone. Flailure commonly leads to flailing.

"I didn't mean to flirt with you just now! I'm such a flailure!" *flails in embarrassment and slight panic*

by this is my pseudonym! May 6, 2010

flailure

What you are when you feel you are barely above water flailing your arms and then decide to give up.

I was a facebook flailure when I didn't learn how to use it and gave up.

by Penelopepi January 27, 2011