fladdle

Someone who always asks for a toke on a spliff, but doesn't even take it in. Therefore wasting good marijuana and causing much anger/distress.

"You're not having one on this Matt, you never even inhale you fuckin' little fladdle!"

by Green Toe Larry February 29, 2008

faddle

a hot dog

Give me one of them delicious looking faddles, please.

by detlefschremph June 1, 2011

Faddlewop

A limp, shit covered penis after anal sex, with dingelberry fur stuck to it

Do not have sex with a girl when she's constipated, you'll end up having to deal with a shitty smell in the room and a disappointed faddlewop.

A complete moron.

by sammytee4free February 24, 2011

faddle

(v) to engage in, with vigour, a task that you would normally not put much effort into because of lack of enthusiasm, low self-confidence or other inculpative factors

we are going out tonight, and we're gonna put a faddle on it!

by SenorJordo July 24, 2011

Fluddle

'Fluddle' is a medium sized expanse of surface water, to small to be a Flood, but to big to be a Puddle.

It is an in-between acronym 'FL'OOD + P'UDDLE' = FLUDDLE.

A 'Fluddle' is commonly found on a dodgy B-road in the UK, just after a medium downpour of rain. There will usually be a sign just before it stating there to be a 'Flood' ahead. Upon approach huge disappointment is felt after thinking there to be a Flood ahead, with the possibility of aquaplaning!!! Only to find a 'Fluddle', a medium sized expanse of water with no real name.

by DR FLUDDLE June 2, 2010

fluddle

the collective noun of the word dick. Similar to flock or gaggle.

Her family is acting like a fluddle of dicks.

by r/atheismwashere July 18, 2011

fiddle faddle

What the Ha! Ha! Guy deepfucked your sister for in exchange for a handful.

"Dude, you got any fiddle faddle?"
"Yeah man, I deepfucked your sister for a handful."

by geographyp November 7, 2007