flabestie

The ultimate form of best friends.
The highest ranking there is to a friendship.

Z: You’re my flabestie!!
J:Yay we’re flabesties!!:)

by Your little prisoner x November 23, 2022

Flabstinent

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

flamestick

some one who is a fucking tool

john: yo capp is a total flamestick

brian: yeah i fucking hate him

by aero sorr January 19, 2009

FLABISTICATED

TO BE FLUSTERED, TO HAVE A CRUSH YET BE CONFUSED ON IT. TO LIKE SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU VERY HAPPY. SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING TO FEEL

IM TOTALLY FLABISTICATED OVER THIS CHICK

by MR. PUMA July 7, 2011

flabster

Flabster is a name given to those who like to fiddle little people

That guy is such a flabster

by Gravy man November 22, 2021

flubesting

A street term describing when someone shoves a Cheeto up their anus causing infection.

he had flubesting.

by STINKY CUMMER January 6, 2023

flubesting

A street term describing when someone shoves a Cheeto up their anus causing infection.

he had flubesting.

by STINKY CUMMER January 6, 2023