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Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).
The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

flamestick

john: yo capp is a total flamestick

brian: yeah i fucking hate him
flamestick by aero sorr January 19, 2009

FLABISTICATED

TO BE FLUSTERED, TO HAVE A CRUSH YET BE CONFUSED ON IT. TO LIKE SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU VERY HAPPY. SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING TO FEEL
IM TOTALLY FLABISTICATED OVER THIS CHICK
FLABISTICATED by MR. PUMA July 7, 2011
Flabster is a name given to those who like to fiddle little people
That guy is such a flabster
flabster by Gravy man November 22, 2021

flubesting 

A street term describing when someone shoves a Cheeto up their anus causing infection.
he had flubesting.
flubesting by STINKY CUMMER January 6, 2023

flubesting 

A street term describing when someone shoves a Cheeto up their anus causing infection.
he had flubesting.
flubesting by STINKY CUMMER January 6, 2023