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Flankster 

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....
Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!
Flankster by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006
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fanested 

That girl fanested me
fanested by Ilikepossums October 14, 2017

flakester  

someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style

It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

She is a flakester because her awesomeness rubs off on people.

flakester 

someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style

It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

Flangster 

Yo homie you arn't a ganster you're a flangster since you're filipino.
Flangster by fairyxgirl October 23, 2007

flanelle 

Fake way of spelling flannel
Canadian: I got three flanelles for Christmas.
Normal Person: Do you mean flannels?
flanelle by NotNowNotEver December 28, 2011
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