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Jack Faber

The man of your dreams, the favorite. Even men adore him and his beutiful looks.
Jack Faber is such a baddie
Jack Faber by daijdwui9awghdyui0d February 6, 2022

flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.
We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.
flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

flabberjack 

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class
Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world
i'm fucking flabberjacked

Flabberjacking 

This flabberjacking dog won’t stop annoying me he Keeps scratching the door
Flabberjacking by AngelinaS January 25, 2020

flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.
"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.
flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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