flabblegasted 

When u and yo homie fucking and then you shit ur jortz and gotta ask your mom for money to buy new clothes

“Yo man, we gotta stop. I flabblegasted”
“It’s ok, so did I”
“Want to get McDonald”
“No loser you smell like fart poop”

flabblegasted by W33b April 17, 2023

Flabbergasted 

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

Flabbergasted by Queen/Cupcakes/Sister February 21, 2017

Flabbergasted 

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

Flabbergasted by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022

Flabbergasted 

To be in a state of confusion or surpise

I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

Flabbergasted by Cameron Springer November 17, 2005

flabbergasted 

surprised and flumoxxed

flabbergasted by mikelucky October 28, 2003

Flabbergasted 

A wierd word for surprised

I am flabbergasted she did that

Flabbergasted by Ccdivill252 December 2, 2017

Flabbygasted 

A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.

1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

Flabbygasted by Stirling Argus June 7, 2013