Flabbygasted

A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.

1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

by Stirling Argus June 7, 2013