An ex-Mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. He is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his buttcrack, a saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times, pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly g-string that accentuates his pimpled butt. However, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but pass over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping sea cucumber. The g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.

Person 1: "Damn, look at that Pabeth Flabanabba over there..."
Person 2: "I can't stop looking at that package. His poor wives...."

Pabeth Flabanabba by urmomxox April 20, 2018

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flabajab

an answer to something that u dont no the real answer to

teacher:wat is the square root of pi
alex:wtf? oh uh flabajab?
teacher:close enough

flabajab by Alex stewart October 24, 2005

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Flabajaba

It means gay

Someone is happy so flabajaba

Flabajaba by Bobthegoldfish123 April 3, 2018

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flabandastically

To an extreme, unbelievable, or absurd degree; used to describe something that is simultaneously fantastic, flamboyant, and perhaps a little bit ridiculous.

1."I know the 10-foot neon purple flamingo in the garden is a bit much, but I think it looks flabandastically stupid
2.The lead guitarist’s solo wasn't just good; it was flabandastically brilliant. The whole crowd was speechless."
3."The sunset tonight isn't just pretty; the sky is glowing bright orange and deep purple. It looks flabandastically unreal."

flabandastically by Sokowoncin May 4, 2026

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