An
ex-Mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. He is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his buttcrack, a
saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times,
pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly
g-string that accentuates his pimpled butt. However, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but pass over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping
sea cucumber. The g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.
