flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

flab pack by never fail to amaze September 26, 2008

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Six-pack flab

A condition where when a fat man gets so fat that his fat looks like a six pack made of fat

"Jim, look at my abs!"
"Those are more like six-pack flabs!"

Six-pack flab by Cts011198 April 25, 2010

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flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.

Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.

flab packing by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017

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Flabpack

Having a six pack of flabby ripples when clenchin abs giving a deceptive appearance of being ripped.

Man: Hey dude, that t-shirt is really showing off your abs eh?

Dude: Nah man don't be deceived by the flabpack. Soft as as a bowl of jelly under this tee, but hey thats between me and you ;P

Flabpack by Kopulator April 12, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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