flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

flab pack by never fail to amaze September 26, 2008

Six-pack flab

A condition where when a fat man gets so fat that his fat looks like a six pack made of fat

"Jim, look at my abs!"
"Those are more like six-pack flabs!"

Six-pack flab by Cts011198 April 25, 2010

flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.

Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.

flab packing by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017

Flabpack 

Having a six pack of flabby ripples when clenchin abs giving a deceptive appearance of being ripped.

Man: Hey dude, that t-shirt is really showing off your abs eh?

Dude: Nah man don't be deceived by the flabpack. Soft as as a bowl of jelly under this tee, but hey thats between me and you ;P

Flabpack by Kopulator April 12, 2010