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fject by P-moneyman June 24, 2011
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Frectual
Derived from the words flirtatious, provocative, and sexual. Used to describe an object acting flirtatiously, sexually and provocatively.
Frectual by Phil McLitterous July 29, 2008
Flecture
1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
Flecture by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009
Flection
A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.
Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
flectra
a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it
WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
flectra by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022