Fecteau

(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.

Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

Facteau

A French Canadian sex machine with a penchant for squirrel porn, buggery, and hot marmalade.

That Facteau is AWESOME! I wish I had one.

by Master of all Creation August 15, 2008