fixster 

a hipster who rides a fixed gear bicycle. not actually into messenger style riding and when questioned about riding a fixed gear feels the need to defend themself

fixster response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"

correct response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"

fixster by fuck ur. April 15, 2008

Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Twisted Fister 

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Twisted Fister by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

Super Double Fister 

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.

Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.

Super Double Fister by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

Fiaster

A Fiasco and a disaster. See also "Gigli".

"Went to Joe's party last night. It was terrible...a downright Fiaster!"

Fiaster by Damien Noble July 20, 2006

Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

Fister by wildcardman October 15, 2010

Fitster 

A branch of the Hipster genus which utilizes exercise, and healthy eating habits, at the expense of cigarettes, to maintain an emaciated figure. Fitsters are also known to consume locally grown foods, and expensive fruit smoothies at the end of a 20 mile bike ride or run.

Local fitsters, Charles and Diane questioned the effort of Wolf Parade's second album as they devoured the arugala and golden beet salads they awarded themselves with post work out.

Fitster by Tehbias May 17, 2010