Fix Me

A Drinking Game for the Creative Folk in which people pair off and try to answer absurd questions.

Kenny: Joe’s wife has a thing for black men. Joe’s job has just required him to move to a black neighborhood. How can Joe keep his wife from having sex with a black man?
Billy and Sandra: Wow that's tough to answer, maybe he could spread mayonnaise on her everyday.
Kenny: Good answer now everyone else drink!
Billy and Sandra: Fix Me Champs!

by Neurotic Visionary June 20, 2011

fix me up

When a friend helps you find a date or a hook-up.

Fresh out of prison, Stephan asked his brother, "Hey man, your girl is hot. You gotta fix me up with someone like her!"

by phanrepublic June 6, 2016

Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

The Melatonin Fix

When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.

My girlfriend was so hyper last night that I used the Melatonin fix on her.

by thecockyhen August 16, 2018

Mexi-fix

To repair something using articles on hand, generally in a non permanent fashion.

Juan and Pablo didn't have any thorium enriched lead shielding , so they Mexi-fixed the nuclear reactor with duct tape and bubble gum.

by JuaninPablo April 28, 2010

Mechanic's Quick Fix

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022