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five f's
The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.
five f's by Sinner Bob July 31, 2006
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The five f's
The five f's by brndnnrtn July 11, 2009
The Five F’s
Five Friends Fucking For Free
This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
Friend 1: “Man have you heard of the five f’s?”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
The Five F’s by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019
Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.)
The primary vehicle of 77Pacer Studios: a red 1977 AMC Pacer hatchback automobile that's equipped with super high-tech gadgets, weapons, etc.
Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.) by anonymous July 31, 2021
five fs
five fs by lalalalalalalalalalala May 9, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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