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five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
five across the eyes by spanky July 16, 2003

five across the eyes

To slap some one with all five fingers and put wrist into it to make sure it stings
When the nasty bout touched me on my booty i gave him five across the eyes
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