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Fisheries 

Fisheries can be defined as a horny fish or a sexually active couple. Fisheries is also refereed to as the knowledge of sex. It is also a synonym for a cluster fuck. Side effects of being in too many fisheries can lead to diseases such as fishaphinalia and yousnefalefagus, which prevents the consumption of aquatic mammals.

Synonyms include:

- Cluster fuck

- Group sex
Misspellings include:

- Fisherys
In the club, Nathan fished up those chicks hard.

Kyle get out of that slimy fishery

Paul attracts hordes of women with his luscious hair which can potentially create fisheries
Fisheries by Absolute Buster June 10, 2010

fishwife 

a slang term for a male homosexual's wife
Melissa is married to Steve, but she's a fishwife, cuz everyone knows Steve sucks cock like a hoover.
fishwife by Dave Hoff April 28, 2005

fishwifes chore 

A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.

This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.
Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...

Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!

Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.
fishwifes chore by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

fishwife 

An insufferable person who insists on marrying himself in the presence of a celebrity ghost.
Larry the Cable Guy, in the presence of the ghost of Rosie O'Donnell and her magpie familiar would be considered a fishwife.
fishwife by Joe Quinn February 29, 2008

fisheries boobery 

A specific form of stupidity in the field of fisheries science and management discovered by the Pennsylvania Fish & Boat Commission.
The level of fisheries boobery going on at Big Spring in Pennsylvania is unparalleled.

Why do PFBC employees need a degree to be a fisheries manager, it's all political realities and fisheries boobery in the end?

The Pennsylvania Fish & Boat have helped cause an ecological genocide on brook trout by stocking and their fisheries boobery.

fisheries boobery 

A specific form of stupidity the field of fisheries science and management discovered by the Pennsylvania Fish & Boat Commission.
The level of fisheries boobery going on at Big Spring in Pennsylvania is unparalleled.

Why do PFBC employees need a degree to be a fisheries manager, it's all political realities and fisheries boobery in the end?

The Pennsylvania Fish & Boat have helped cause an ecological genocide on brook trout by stocking and their fisheries boobery.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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