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Simp Fishing 

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021
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tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

fisherfiisher 

fisherfiisher is a dude, whose name is Samuel Isaac fisher, he is famous guitarist and singer ( on tiktok )

this is the most talented person you will ever meet in your life, he has such a beautiful voice and you will fall in love with him. 🎣
-im french so i can say that Eiffel for fisherfiisher

- i saw fisherfiisher on my fyp !
fisherfiisher by sigigirl37 April 30, 2021

Le Fishe au Chocolat

Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
*in a restaurant*

person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?

person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...

person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*

person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.

person1: *blows nose*

person2: Why did you blow my nose?

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

stick fishing 

To insert a "stick" of Xanax into a female's vagina and fish it out with your tongue.
Last night was wild. She let me go stick fishing.
stick fishing by kaynouse January 17, 2017