fish wrap

A newspaper of poor repute.

"The local fish wrap presented a biased story on the governor's speech".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

california fish wrap

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it

the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

fish wrapper

see fish wrap. a newspaper of such dubious quality that it provides less utility as reading material than fish-wrapping material.

The average article in that fish wrapper wouldn't pass in a freshman journalism class.

by tardust August 7, 2011

fishwrap

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.

"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.

by R. Kemp May 2, 2006

fishwrap

newspaper, or any type of publication on newsprint

"so I fire open the fishwrap yesterday, and what do I see....? the Paris Hilton skinflick's for sale.....now on DVD!!"

by ColdOne January 19, 2004

fishwrap

the nickname given to someone who smells like the fishwrap that is sold at red rooster. it is a very off putting sMEL although people who have this disorder are as a general rule some of the greatest people you will ever meet... even if they do have a particular smell about them.

1) gahhhh whats that smell???
2) hi guys
1) gahhhh, i could smell you come in the door. i thought someone ordered a fishwrap but it was just you
2) i hate you :)
1) ... xoxo

by 2wen January 2, 2009

fishwrap

The nickname given to someone who smells like the fishwrap that is sold at red rooster. It is a very off putting sMEL although people who have this disorder are as a general rule some of the greatest people you will ever meet... even if they do have a weird smell about them.

1) gahhhh whats that smell???
2) hi guys
1) gahhhh, i could smell you come in the door. i thought someone ordered a fishwrap but it was just you
2) i hate you :)
1) ... xoxo

by 2wen August 31, 2007