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california fish wrap 

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it
the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all
california fish wrap by lolcrack April 26, 2014

fish wrapper 

see fish wrap. a newspaper of such dubious quality that it provides less utility as reading material than fish-wrapping material.
The average article in that fish wrapper wouldn't pass in a freshman journalism class.
fish wrapper by tardust August 7, 2011

fishwrap 

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.
"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.
fishwrap by R. Kemp May 2, 2006

fishwrap 

newspaper, or any type of publication on newsprint
"so I fire open the fishwrap yesterday, and what do I see....? the Paris Hilton skinflick's for sale.....now on DVD!!"
fishwrap by ColdOne January 19, 2004

fishwrap 

the nickname given to someone who smells like the fishwrap that is sold at red rooster. it is a very off putting sMEL although people who have this disorder are as a general rule some of the greatest people you will ever meet... even if they do have a particular smell about them.
1) gahhhh whats that smell???
2) hi guys
1) gahhhh, i could smell you come in the door. i thought someone ordered a fishwrap but it was just you
2) i hate you :)
1) ... xoxo
fishwrap by 2wen January 2, 2009

fishwrap 

The nickname given to someone who smells like the fishwrap that is sold at red rooster. It is a very off putting sMEL although people who have this disorder are as a general rule some of the greatest people you will ever meet... even if they do have a weird smell about them.
1) gahhhh whats that smell???
2) hi guys
1) gahhhh, i could smell you come in the door. i thought someone ordered a fishwrap but it was just you
2) i hate you :)
1) ... xoxo
fishwrap by 2wen August 31, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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