fish tan

dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan

"suzy is a scruffy cow, i gave her a pearl necklace last night and she went to bed without getting a shower so she woke up with a fish tan"

by natrl March 25, 2010

Dirty fish tank

When a female gets oral sex while taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet.

It’s like a female blumpkin mixed with an upper decker.

Sara gave me a blumpkin last week. I returned the favor by hooking her up with a dirty fish tank in the restroom at the mall.

by Ann_Archy September 11, 2018

Fish Tanked

To get jumped by 4 to 5 people when your by yourself. Usually used in jail/prison

Damn, did you hear what happend to Sal? Yeah he got fish tanked in the yard.

by CountRex March 28, 2010

Clean your fish tank

What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.

"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."

by Stefanie and Jared September 21, 2008

Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011

fish tanking

(verb) the act of removing the lid on the top of someone's top bowl of their toilet and deficating in it. Followed by placing the top bowl lid back on. Fish tanking is used so that someone can scrub their toilet but they won't be able to get rid of the smell because the defication is in the top part of the toilet.

John fishtanked Scott's apartment and Scott could never get rid of the smell, because the terd was in the top part of the toilet.

by Popisdead February 7, 2005

fish tanking

When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.

This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".

Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."

Guy: "How'd you find out?"

Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"

by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011