fish tan
dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan
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Dirty fish tank
When a female gets oral sex while taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet.
It’s like a female blumpkin mixed with an upper decker.
It’s like a female blumpkin mixed with an upper decker.
Sara gave me a blumpkin last week. I returned the favor by hooking her up with a dirty fish tank in the restroom at the mall.
Dirty fish tank by Ann_Archy September 11, 2018
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Fish Tanked by CountRex March 28, 2010
Clean your fish tank
"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."
Clean your fish tank by Stefanie and Jared September 21, 2008
Cleaning out the fish-tank
A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage
Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?
Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank
Jon : but i phoned back an hour later
Ad : Bow chicka wow wow
Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank
Jon : but i phoned back an hour later
Ad : Bow chicka wow wow
Cleaning out the fish-tank by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011
fish tanking
(verb) the act of removing the lid on the top of someone's top bowl of their toilet and deficating in it. Followed by placing the top bowl lid back on. Fish tanking is used so that someone can scrub their toilet but they won't be able to get rid of the smell because the defication is in the top part of the toilet.
John fishtanked Scott's apartment and Scott could never get rid of the smell, because the terd was in the top part of the toilet.
fish tanking by Popisdead February 7, 2005
fish tanking
When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.
This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".
This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".
Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."
Guy: "How'd you find out?"
Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"
Guy: "How'd you find out?"
Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"
fish tanking by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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