fish hooks

In Texas Holdem' Poker when in you are dealt a pair of jacks with the two starting cards known as you're pocket cards.

John was dealt fish hooks

by MEECHOW July 18, 2006

rusty fish hooks

when a male inserts his 2 index fingers into a females anus during the doggystyle position, then removes them and reaches forward and hooks the corners of the mouth and pulls back violently.

i gave that slut the rusty fish hooks last night, when i was slamming her doggystyle

by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

Fish Hook Theory

The theory that centrists and the far-right on the political spectrum are in-fact very close. Created in response to the Horseshoe theory equating the far-left to the far-right due to similar tactics (despite having fundamentally opposing beliefs), the theory states that centrists allowing the far-right to preach their beliefs will allow the far-right to grow greater and lead to the rise of fascism again; it suggests that centrists pave the way for fascism and so the two parties are part of the same problem. Whilst there have been cases made for this theory, it is mainly used to satirise and discredit the Horseshoe Theory.

If I'm gonna be forced to see thousands of people including mass media pushing the horseshoe theory, then I will make your eyes look at the Fish Hook Theory too.

by Louis Hypothetical February 4, 2018

Carlin Fish Hook

The act of inserting one of your fingers into your buddy's asshole in a public place as a form of horseplay. This act is normally performed in small redneck towns with one or more of the participants wearing cowboy boots

Clay giggled like a little girl when his buddy tried to give him a Carlin Fish Hook at the park

by nvminer April 16, 2011

Dirty South Fish Hook

A close relative of the "shocker," however, it differs in technique and execution. Invert your hand and direct two fingers into the stink box, immeditaely followed by a thumb-hook to the stinker. You can also perform a "hooking" motion (like your twisting open a can) for the full effect.

If your girlfriend gives you the look, it's time for the Dirty South Fish Hook.

by Balls McGee February 20, 2003

fish hook

Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.

"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "

"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"

by K9GUY June 3, 2009

Manchester fish hook

During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!

So baby would you like a dance?

Sure, can I do the Manchester Fish Hook?

Absoultely, I love fishing.

by Boston Fisherman in AZ October 17, 2010