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Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.
"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "

"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
by K9GUY June 03, 2009

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An acronym, C.O.A.T stands for Cunt Of A Thing.

This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.

The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.

Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
"That Candace is a fair-dinkum COAT, isn't she Bryce!"

"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."

"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"

Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."

Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
by K9GUY June 01, 2009

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The Bryce is an Australian slang term that is typically used to convey high regard, admiration, or reverance for a person, object, or performance.

The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.

Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
"That guy at the club was just so damn hot wasn't he girls! He was just The Bryce!"

"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."

"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."

"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"

"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."

She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
by K9GUY June 01, 2009

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Boob- Australian street slang for jail.

Cat- Australian street slang for a homosexual male.

BOOB CAT- A phrase used commonly in the Australian prison system/s to describe the phenomenon of 'straight' male inmates that only resort to engaging in sexual activity with other male inmates during periods of incarceration, purely for the purpose of sexual gratification.
"That Hamill character is a flat-out boob cat! He used to get his toes sucked flat out by Jamie, and used to get visited by his gay mate the high school principal."

"John secretly lusted after men in jail, and that makes him a rampant boob cat."
by K9GUY June 03, 2009

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FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.
"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"
by K9Guy October 06, 2009

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A bastardised application of the word boss, when pronounced with a strong South African accent.

BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.

A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
Maggot- "Jesus Bryce, stop being a difficult arsehole for fucks sake!"

Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."

"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
by K9GUY June 01, 2009

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HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009

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