The Japanese fire-
bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled
bush.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl
bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-
Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-
Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.